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Megan O'Malledy is the Morale Officer for H.A.R.M. (which was her first time working for a criminal organization). Prior to her employment at H.A.R.M. she worked for a Breakfast Cereal company. She tried to show a happy attitude even while working in a mean and hurtful industry.

While Cate Archer was infiltrating the H.A.R.M. Underwater Base she found a memo from O'Malledy with a contest for employees from H.A.R.M. inviting them to submit a new mission statement for the company. After receiving four entries, she reviled two of the runner ups and the final winner as submitted by Dmitrij Volkov that O'Malledy found very succinct.

  • Third Place Entry: "Our mission is to proactively develop globally applicable expertise in order to build a sustainable results-oriented evil enterprise."
  • Second Place Entry: "Our aim is to enthusiastically explore new maintainable law-breaking paradigms in order to fully functionalize our evildoing opportunities and actualize our potential."
  • First Place Entry: "Our mission is to cause HARM! Don't forget it or I'll strangle you with your own severed tounge."

O'Malledy also designed the pink uniforms that were worn by the H.A.R.M. Thugs, much to their dismay. She also came up with the slogan of Good at being bad. Bad at being good. but the idea was shot down before the slogan was put into place. The logo she designed was also shot down.

When Archer was attempting to escape from the imploding underwater base, she found one last memo from O'Malledy where she broke down and lashed out at her fellow H.A.R.M. employees hoping that they would all rot in hell.